So, it’s Christmas Eve and it’s not snowing. I suppose the northerners feel it’s quite amusing, bringing me up here last year and decorating the place with lovely snow to make me nearly like it, and then providing just some sort of lame ‘freezing fog’ this year. Pah.

Not only that, but the house opposite were just thoughtful enough to set their burglar alarm off. Armed only with a small stick and The Blonde One’s dad, a brief (cold) investigation revealed that people here sometimes just don’t understand some technological stuff - like the fact you need to put the right code in to turn it off. Honestly.

I’m on the xda so long text is painful, but hope everyone has a nice Christmas where far too much food is eaten. That’s what i’m planning anyway.